One day, a snobbish kid, lets call him Jamie, who just recently graduated from english learning course, level Advanced curious how good his english really is. So he went into a mall try to found some bloody english / foreigner people who he likes to talk to. So he intentionally bumped himself into the bloody english foreigner (BRUG!!!)
Jamie : Sorry sir, I didn’t mean to (yeah sure U didn’t @$$hole)
Foreigner : It’s all right mate, I’m sorry to (trying to be polite here)
(Jamie thinks in his mind, “I’m sorry two? I didn’t know this $hit was countable adjective or sort?)
Jamie : Well, I’m sorry three sir. I really do.
Foreigner : Huh? What R U Sorry for?
(Jamie is astounded by it, “I’m sorry four? $hit, what the hell am I suppose to say now? Damn, OK, if I’m not finished this it will last like, forever)
Jamie : OK, sir, I already tried to be polite, I’m sorry five and that’s it. Finished (while walking away from the foreigner)
Foreigner : Huh? Is that guy think we are bargain or sumthin?
(Jamie and the foreigner think to themselves, “Verdamit Auslander! What were they thinkin’ anyway)